Mom: how many Popsicles have you eaten today
Me, laying in a bed of Popsicle wrappers: now is not the time to talk about my personal flaws as a human
I’ve never related to a post more than this one
i found this lizard in my kitchen licking a marshmallow
Do you know him?
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Britney Spears: Every time I try to fly I fall, without my wings. I feel so small. I guess I need you baby.
Seven year old me:
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